It is now 85 seconds to midnight
no brain farts for 51 days
22 days fm, 261 days porkie, 346 days pb2
42 days lory mae,  135 days richard,  a year and 2 days shasha,  a year and 8 days eevee,  a year and 112 days aunt bobbie,  a year and 195 days heather,  2 years and 8 days marie,  2 years and 247 days aunt janet,  4 years ken,  5 years mary,  6 years patrick,  9 years jason,  11 years jennifer,  11 years crystal,  18 years joan
barb has put up with me for 26 years and 342 days.

i wish i have been here for only 10 years 4 weeks 6 days and 14 hours.
i might have been here for most of 58 years and 326 days though.

a new year started here 236 days and 13 hours ago.
a new new one will start in 128 days and 11 hours.

juston (4/12/2003) is 23 years and 136 days old.
travis (7/17/2006) is 20 years and 40 days old.

cameron (11/14/2004) is 21 years and 284 days old.
jayden (4/5/2006) is 20 years and 143 days old.
caden (6/24/2009) is 17 years and 63 days old.
carter (2/6/2014) is 12 years and 201 days old.
carson (2/14/2015) is 11 years and 193 days old.

mike and sam have been married for 12 years.
steve and lisa have been married for more than 17 years.
rob and mo have been married for 15 years.

B.Y.O.B. (Bring Your Own Browser) -Tom D.